So, I'm watching the Republican convention. It was supposed to be so well scripted, you know. So far, I don't see it. I guess they forgot to hand out scripts to the delegates, few of whom seem especially enthusiastic. Even when you hear a greater than usual cheer, or whatever, the camera panning the convention shows just a scattering of desultory applause. (Canned cheers?)
In Boehner's opening speech, nearly every line began with "A man walks into a bar." Nobody seemed to have a clue what in hell he was talking about. He'd have done better with "A duck walks into a bar," or "A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar..." Reince Priebus was no better.
(John Kasich just said, "It's not just because I don't like the Black Eyed Peas." What the hell was that about?)
Anyway, the main theme seems to be, "We built it," based on a distortion of an Obama comment about how business needs government provided infrastructure. "Entrepreneurs," we are told, are everything.
Well, in the megacorporations that are behind the Romney campaign, it's not the government that built that business (unless you count the subsidies, tax breaks, and deregulation.) On the other hand, it's not the fat cats, who steal more value than they ever create.
It's the labor, motherfuckers! You are not fucking blacksmiths or grocers or subsistence farmers! You are the "lucky duckies," and you would be nowhere without those underpaid, overworked workers who have been lining your pockets while their families somehow survive on the "dollar menu."
Shit. I think I've seen enough for one night.
Y'know, I strongly advise that the Democrats leave the funny hats at home. A little dignity is not a bad thing.