I've been kind of wondering, lately, why none of you ever has shot up a gun show. Shooting up a gun show has several distinct advantages:
- You don't even have to bring your own guns! Loaded guns and plenty of ammo will be readily available, so you can save yourself the time and expense of stocking up.
- You don't have to bother killing yourself, because somebody else is sure to do it. It's even better than "death by cop."
- The death toll will be far greater than anything you could accomplish by yourself. When the "self-defenders" see other people shooting at you, they'll start shooting at them, creating a righteous right-wing daisy chain of murderous intent and consequences. You could leave hundreds of bodies behind. Wow!
Once again, America, fuck the NRA!