Word is out that Obama is sending the US military to invade Texas and confiscate all the guns. Some Texans are dense enough to believe this. Needless to say, one expects America's Stupidest Congressman, Louis Gohmert, to go along with the conspiracy theory, but Texas governor Greg Abbott's assurance that the Texas National Guard would be out there protecting the weaponry leads one to believe that the Texan lunatic fringe must be a lot more lunatic and a lot less fringe than previously supposed. Ted Cruz, by the way, says he has "no reason to doubt" the US military when it says it has no plans to invade.
Also in Texas, America's two most incompetent amateur terrorists managed to get themselves killed by a traffic cop, despite their body armor and automatic weaponry, while attempting to attack Pamela Geller's "Draw Mohammed" cartoon contest. What I really can't understand is why Islamic State decided to take the "credit" for their almost laughable failure. (The only thing that makes it slightly less than laughable is that they managed to shoot a school security guard in the foot.) Surely, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi can't believe those two clowns will inspire others to try their luck.
I will take this opportunity to announce my new "Draw Pamela Geller" contest. Please make all submissions as offensive as possible.