Saturday, March 16, 2019
College Admissions Q & A
Q. Was anybody even remotely surprised by the recent college admissions scandal?
A. You must be kidding me.
Q. Why would a coach at an important school want to take a bribe?
A. Jealousy, pure and simple. Resentment of the salary pulled down by the football coach.
Q. If the kids were chronic "underachievers" even with all the private tutoring and fancy private schooling their wealthy parents must have given them, how did their parents expect them to graduate from a top-tier school?
A. They were paying full tuition — of course they were going to graduate. It's much harder to get into a top school than it is to graduate from it.