Saturday, April 25, 2020
"Antiseptics kill germs, right? And I heard somewhere some kind of light kills them too. I wonder if they thought of that?
Simultaneously, his lips started moving – and a moment later, he was bouncing his great idea off Birx and the scientists. It is not easy to be Fauci (not invited this time) or Birx, but I guess they hang in there for fear of whom their replacements might be. Tr*mp, meanwhile, was imagining how neat it would be when he won the Nobel Prize for Medicine.
While I don't anticipate any Lysol shortages, I won't be surprised if there's a rush on UV lighting fixtures, possibly advertised on Fox News. Soon, I predict, there will be plant lights shining down on the MyPillow® accoutred beds of many who comprise Our President's base. Somehow, it seems appropriate.